 | High as a Kite Current mood: chipper ok ok, im sorry, i know i already wrote a blog today and its loserish to write TWO blogs in the same day. But i want to share my most wonderful adventures with you all.* So fuck the other blog i wrote today! FUCK ORANGE JUICE. But not really because orange juice is very delicious and has all of the vitamen C to get you through your day, plus it's great to wake up to. But seriously, dont read it. It's kind of like that book that i read for my ISP class winter quarter last year. Fuck Let Us Now Praise Famous Men**. But anyway, i want to erase that previous blog from your memory and focus on the remainder of this one.
What I Did Today.....
(After 3:30)
I went and got some food with Chris and Doyle. We sat outside and smoked cigarettes and chatted with fellow McCabe dwellers.*** We went to the quad and hung out because it was the most wonderfully wonderful day in the week of 4/10/06. So we do that for a little bit. Jen and I throw sticks at each other, we all mock Sabrina, use our secret communication system of blinks to make fun of Doyle behind his back, Cali Alli and Zac sat quietly. Then that broke up and everyone went their seperate ways. I eventually ended up at Cali Alli's with Sabrina and Ashley. We (practiced pottery) and then headed off to the beach. The beach was lovely and as was the whole day. While at the beach we (recited poetry) a (Q) and then, here comes the best part, WE FLEW A KITE! (Hense the title). It was awesome bo bossum. I haven't flown a kite since i was like 8. I don't know why it is such an enjoyable experience either. I mean, you barely even do anything. The only thing you have to do is hold on to the string. Anyway, it was molto divertente. CA named her kite Galpagos**** because her kite is turtle shaped. After we got tired of the beach we walked home and stopped at subway and it was delicious. Then i came here and told you everything up to now. I hope you all enjoyed my day as much as i did; you can't though because you didn't do it, you just read about me doing it. Unless you flew a kite, then you might enjoy it as much as i did.
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___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ * Technically "you all" consists of four people. Under the link "My Readers" on the side of my blog there are four people who come up: Ashley, Jennifer, Chris Luxem and California Allison. Thanks to you guys for reading about my outlandish presumptions, ignorant comments and pathetic opinions. Oh and corny jokes*****.
** Agee, James and Evans, Walker. Let Us Now Praise Famous Men. Houghtan Mifflin Co. Boston: 2000. LUNPFM was a book about shit. Stupid shitty farmers with shitty lives and a shitty guy teaching a shitty class is the means by which i came across it. Don't read it. It's stupid. And do you want to know how stupid it is? The very author who wrote the book wrote in the preface to his readers that they should not read this book because they will not like it or be able to comprehend the story like he himself can comprehend it. I sure am pissed that the teacher didn't take his advice. It is kind of ironic that i bash this book but yet up there, in the actual paragraph (marked by the two *s (its called back tracking)), i tell my readers not to read my previous work. It' ironic, right? kind of?
*** These names have been kept secretive for their own protection.
**** For more information on the Galpagos Turtles (jen) click here.
*****Like the short blog about touching children. |
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