MsCs: a little ditty about doyle

Monday, February 05, 2007

a little ditty about doyle doyle thinks i love myself. he won't admit he loves himself. but he also wishes he was made of butter. like a butter person. a slippery butter person. one capable of buttering pancakes or toast or waffles or an english muffin if one really wishes. but never bagel. its made for cream cheese. but really, doyle is just full of shit. glorious shit, but shit none the less. he sips on his 7up can (with brandy) like he's the queen bee.