 | Why Chris and I will rule the world!! It's because we have conversations like this...
Its Only Chris (5:41:47 PM): sabrina told me the title of a story that you told her called Chris and the cyclops. I told her you should become a full time story teller and bring back the tradition of oral history...like the Native Americans or Ancient Greeks
Its Only Chris (5:42:01 PM): i think it was chris and the cyclops
Its Only Chris (5:47:22 PM): you better not be masterbating
Its Only Chris (5:47:37 PM): i always worry when there is a gap in our conversation that one of us is sinning
fiandaca21 (5:47:55 PM): haha
fiandaca21 (5:29:57 PM): should i send everyone i know a message saying that i am going to aruba
fiandaca21 (5:30:02 PM): it will waste time
Its Only Chris (5:30:12 PM): haha yes you should
fiandaca21 (5:30:35 PM): would it be alright if i use the exact same message and only change it a tad for certain people
Its Only Chris (5:30:52 PM): yeah...put an inside joke in their occasionally
fiandaca21 (5:31:22 PM): can i use your name for everyone of them
Its Only Chris (5:31:32 PM): do you even have to ask
Its Only Chris (5:31:59 PM): dave you have full rights to the Chris Luxem Enterprise. That includes women, money, food, family, and use of my name
fiandaca21 (5:33:18 PM): i better copy that down somewhere in case you try to sue later in life
Its Only Chris (5:34:10 PM): only for the food would i sue you
fiandaca21 (5:35:11 PM): well thats understandable.
Its Only Chris (5:35:53 PM): what are you writing to everyone
fiandaca21 (5:37:20 PM): one sec, ill let you proof read it
Its Only Chris (5:39:52 PM): i'm good at reading Davy
fiandaca21 (5:39:58 PM): im alright at writing
Its Only Chris (5:40:27 PM): whenever I email people from DePaul or from home that I don't talk to on a daily basis I always say 'Have you gone swimming yet this summer?'
fiandaca21 (5:50:55 PM): As some of you might know, I have been kicked out of the country due to the illegal porn ring that Chris Luxem and myself started in my basement with two cameras and a mattress we found on the side of the road. by the way, check us out at www.sheersmut.com!! But anyway, apparantley Cindy Sweetheart was only 16 and we got busted. Chris has been serving 3 months over in Europe and my sentence is 1 week in Aruba, effective tomorrow, August 15. So while I repay my debt to society, i will be unreachable by phone, email, and even worse... myspace!! I would like to leave with you, my myspace friends, some words of hope: I will be back on Saturday. I can resume my life as a normal American citizen at that time. Please do not allow my time away from a computer to discourage you from writing messages, comments or picture comments. If anything seek inspiration in my story, write me more messages than you would do normally, stick it to the man!! I must leave you all now, as i ready myself for my journey.
fiandaca21 (5:51:03 PM): (insert inside joke)
fiandaca21 (5:51:11 PM): With an Eternal Love Burning,
David
Its Only Chris (5:51:34 PM): haha i love it
Its Only Chris (5:51:44 PM): sheersmut
fiandaca21 (5:52:14 PM): you know it
fiandaca21 (5:52:17 PM): click the link
fiandaca21 (5:52:19 PM): see if its real
fiandaca21 (5:52:21 PM): im too scared
Its Only Chris (5:52:45 PM): i'm on a personal computer at an apartment...otherwise i would
fiandaca21 (5:53:02 PM): damn, we'll never know
Its Only Chris (5:53:12 PM): i wish doyle was on...he'd click it
fiandaca21 (5:53:50 PM): yeah he would
Its Only Chris (5:55:04 PM): he would fucking bookmark it
Its Only Chris (5:55:11 PM): before it even loaded
fiandaca21 (5:57:33 PM): chris?
fiandaca21 (5:57:36 PM): a gap.
fiandaca21 (5:57:40 PM): sin?
Its Only Chris (5:58:12 PM): no
Its Only Chris (5:58:13 PM): sorry
Its Only Chris (5:58:18 PM): long type to adam burnett
fiandaca21 (5:58:23 PM): ah
Its Only Chris (6:03:36 PM): remember that chick from our theatre class with the big boobs?
fiandaca21 (6:09:37 PM): dude...
fiandaca21 (6:09:44 PM): she MWAHed you
Its Only Chris (6:09:56 PM): haha I know...that means....blowjob...right?
fiandaca21 (6:10:25 PM): haha yeah, at least it does in sycamore
Its Only Chris (6:10:49 PM): i love sycamore
fiandaca21 (6:11:32 PM): it has never seen you
fiandaca21 (6:16:21 PM): yeah i see you and cubby are hitting it off
Its Only Chris (6:16:57 PM): haha...whatever we've never talked or met...as far as i am concerned i don't even exist
Its Only Chris (6:19:55 PM): thats a paradox...ehh?
fiandaca21 (6:20:19 PM): ...
fiandaca21 (6:20:25 PM): (david's mind has blown up)
Its Only Chris (6:21:20 PM): will you start qouting the Austin Powers movie when you get back to Chicago...i want that have caught on by the time i get back
Its Only Chris (6:22:34 PM): 'do i make yew hornee?'
fiandaca21 (6:23:13 PM): how would you spell "I" with an english accent
Its Only Chris (6:23:28 PM): aye?
fiandaca21 (6:23:42 PM): ill take it
Its Only Chris (6:23:56 PM): dew aye mayk yew hornee?
fiandaca21 (6:24:14 PM): well baby, dew aye?
Its Only Chris (6:24:19 PM): haha
fiandaca21 (6:24:31 PM): dew aye make yew rahndy?
Its Only Chris (6:24:38 PM): i think you'll make alot of good friends if you qoute that
Its Only Chris (6:24:48 PM): lets shag baby! yeah baby! yeah!
fiandaca21 (6:25:12 PM): hahahaha
Its Only Chris (6:26:57 PM): i love it
fiandaca21 (6:27:14 PM): i love you
fiandaca21 (6:27:19 PM): ...
Its Only Chris (6:27:27 PM): dave. i love you too
fiandaca21 (6:28:40 PM): does tommy luxem get a message?
Its Only Chris (6:29:23 PM): just write him and say 'I am going out of town for a bit. Could you possibly feed my cat for me while I am gone? Thanks- Dave'
fiandaca21 (6:29:41 PM): haahahaha ok
Its Only Chris (6:30:35 PM): man. he's gotta think you are on drugs or something
fiandaca21 (6:31:05 PM): hah yeah
fiandaca21 (6:31:07 PM): im not though
Its Only Chris (6:31:22 PM): well except for ashtma medicine right?
fiandaca21 (6:34:12 PM): not anymore!!
fiandaca21 (6:34:17 PM): see ya later allegra!!
fiandaca21 (6:35:25 PM): are there any girls you just want to do but only if they'll shut their mouths
Its Only Chris (6:35:57 PM): umm
Its Only Chris (6:36:11 PM): i dont know i haven't talked to many girls...why...do you
fiandaca21 (6:38:14 PM): yep
Its Only Chris (6:43:23 PM): i can't give her attention like that
Its Only Chris (6:43:35 PM): i have to devote it to you and doyle and sam
Its Only Chris (6:54:57 PM): what do you think Sam's aim screen name is
Its Only Chris (6:55:13 PM): GottiLookALIKE6969?
fiandaca21 (6:55:15 PM): hahaha
fiandaca21 (6:55:24 PM): lets brainstorm on this one
Its Only Chris (6:55:35 PM): he likes hair gel
fiandaca21 (6:55:38 PM): SAMGRRR
Its Only Chris (6:55:58 PM): haha
Its Only Chris (6:56:17 PM): SamIAmGreenEggsAndHam
fiandaca21 (6:56:17 PM): SAMSMASH
fiandaca21 (6:56:21 PM): HAHAHAHA
fiandaca21 (6:57:47 PM): god we need a webcam
Its Only Chris (6:57:49 PM): TigerSam
Its Only Chris (6:57:58 PM): i know
fiandaca21 (6:58:12 PM): i bet its XoXoSamRanellaoXoX
Its Only Chris (6:58:43 PM): haha probably...but like XoXoSamRaNeLLaoXoXo
fiandaca21 (6:58:50 PM): or something like FallenAngelSam
Its Only Chris (6:59:16 PM): WestSideSoldierSam
fiandaca21 (6:59:44 PM): hahaha, this is the best thing we have ever discussed!
Its Only Chris (7:00:06 PM): HornySexSlaveSam20M
fiandaca21 (7:00:41 PM): HAHAHA
Its Only Chris (7:18:16 PM): god. i love you. and civil liberties |
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